4. Acceptable Components of a Fry-Up
Breakfast is serious. People are wrong.
I mentioned my birthday fry-up at work. Shouldn’t have. It sparked a full-blown argument.
Some unhinged opinions were thrown around.
No one mentioned hash browns. Might have allowed them.
Do belong on a fry-up:
- Bacon
- Eggs (fried or scrambled only)
- Sausage
- Tomatoes
- Mushrooms
- Black pudding
- Toast
Do NOT belong on a fry-up:
- Beans
- Rocket
- Peas
- Chips
- Spam
- Avocado
- Salmon
- Spinach
- Coco Pops
- Turkey bacon
- Pickled onions
- Syrup
- Kippers
- Streaky bacon
- Any sauce that isn’t mustard
Someone said Tofu. Ridiculous. Breakfasts should smile.
Didn’t speak to anyone for the rest of the day.