Breakfast is serious. People are wrong.

I mentioned my birthday fry-up at work. Shouldn’t have. It sparked a full-blown argument.

Some unhinged opinions were thrown around.

No one mentioned hash browns. Might have allowed them.

Do belong on a fry-up:

  • Bacon
  • Eggs (fried or scrambled only)
  • Sausage
  • Tomatoes
  • Mushrooms
  • Black pudding
  • Toast

Do NOT belong on a fry-up:

  • Beans
  • Rocket
  • Peas
  • Chips
  • Spam
  • Avocado
  • Salmon
  • Spinach
  • Coco Pops
  • Turkey bacon
  • Pickled onions
  • Syrup
  • Kippers
  • Streaky bacon
  • Any sauce that isn’t mustard

Someone said Tofu. Ridiculous. Breakfasts should smile.

Didn’t speak to anyone for the rest of the day.

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