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  • Most Dreadful Thing
July 3, 2025

42. Not My Fucking Haven

Clap, you bastards.

Wrote something honest. Sharp. Hilarious.

My car got stuck because they shut off the lift so cars wouldn’t get stuck.

Submitted it to The Haven. 50,000 followers. Proper platform.

Accepted.

Thought I’d made it. About time.

Went up last week. Got fewer views than a regular shitty diary entry.

No comments. No bump. A few pity claps.

It was the one. My true hello, world.

Waste of fucking time.

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