Archive - The Most Dreadful Thing

19. How to craft the perfect sandwich

Remember you’re seasoning, not punishing.

Oct 28 • Jolon Fairweather

18. Back in the room

I was about to start when some cunt called Martin walked in and sat opposite me.

Oct 26 • Jolon Fairweather

17. A date with the stranger called Jadyn

“They’re beans, Jolon. Not radioactive waste.”

Oct 23 • Jolon Fairweather

16. How do you know you’re alive?

There was no milk in the pantry, so I tried a black coffee. Bitter.

Oct 21 • Jolon Fairweather

15. She deserved my finger wag

“You’re the man from the printer.”

Oct 16 • Jolon Fairweather

14. A formal nothing to worry about

We shook hands like we’d agreed on something

Oct 14 • Jolon Fairweather

13. What the ceiling says at 4am

I was nicer back then. Happier, anyway.

Oct 13 • Jolon Fairweather

12. My expedition to the printer on the 19th floor

That’s when I saw the stranger.

Oct 10 • Jolon Fairweather

11. The office odyssey

Keeping eye contact, he munched her biscuit.

Oct 9 • Jolon Fairweather

10. Maybe she didn’t like my meal deal

Should’ve moved, but I stood my ground.

Oct 8 • Jolon Fairweather

9. Squashing the king

You alright, nobhead?

Oct 6 • Jolon Fairweather

8. The stranger at my desk

That’s my fucking cactus!

Oct 5 • Jolon Fairweather

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