Fell off the wagon. Had a drink. To forget. Am Bollocksed.
Bollocks. We really love bollocks in Britain. Especially the dog's bollocks.
Saw Warwick earlier. He was talking bollocks. Kept asking me about a dog. Silly bollocks.
Sacked him off and went for breakfast at Wetherspoons. Sppoooonss. Home now. Should let him know.
Bollocks. I've dropped a bollock. I'm bollocksed. Left my phone in the bollocking pub. Should be online this morning. Will get a bollocking from work.
It's not too cold out. Won't freeze my bollocks off. Especially as I'm bollock naked.
Need to stop writing bollocks. Get off my bollocks and go get it. Really can't be bollocksed though.
Bollocks to it. Having another wine first. Got some nice Rioja in. It's the bollocks.
Jadyn was the bollocks.
That whole thing was a kick in the bollocks.
I miss her.
One drink. Then I'll grow some bollocks. Put my clothes back on and get the phone.
Will I, though? Will I bollocks. I know I'm finishing this bottle. Shush, shush with your bollocks. Someone will have nicked it by now anyway.
Had a good week till yesterday. Work was going well.
Bollocks. It was shit.
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