Wasn’t planning to go to the work do. Another sycophantic schmoozefest with corporate clients. But the invite said open bar, and someone mentioned a charcuterie.
Got an email from HR about “representing the company” and “showing our best selves.”
Didn’t reply. Slipped out the office early to have a couple of liveners. Nothing too hard. A few pints. Couple of tequilas. Hugh appeared with a bag of coke.
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The party was in full swing by the time we rocked up. Fucking suits everywhere.
Clocked her straight away, the stranger. Across the room. Hair like poured ink. It flowed when she turned. Shimmered.
She stood tall. Still. Stunning. She didn’t want to be noticed, but couldn’t help it. A dress the colour of midnight. Close-fitted but not showy.
One of the Simons was talking at her. He was laughing. She wasn’t. Seemed like she wanted to leave.
Had a couple more drinks. Loosened up. Did a lap. Powdered my nose. Put my best foot forward.
Hugh gave me a look.
“Don’t”.
Fuck off, Hugh. That made me want it more.
Found her alone by the cloakroom. Got in close. Said something clever to break the ice. She half-laughed. I asked her name.
She was quiet. I liked that.
I told her I was funny. Mentioned my missing cactus. Said it was a prickly situation. Asked if she knew anything about it.
Blank stare. Shouldn’t have used Hugh’s joke again.
Needed to trust my instincts. Act naturally. I asked why she was in my office that day. Did she know who I am?
She looked at me. Held it for a second. Maybe two. Something was there. She touched her hair. Looked down. Then back at me.
I forgot her name, so I kissed her. Pulled her in close. She stared up at me. Wide-eyed.
Before she asked, I took her phone and put my name and number in. Called myself so she’d have mine. Saved her having to ask.
We stayed a bit longer. In silence. Then she said she had to go. For an early meeting. I offered to walk her to the station, but she said no. There was a car waiting.
I watched her leave. Smiling.
Chuckled to myself as a Simon skipped after her.
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