It Really Is the Most Dreadful Fucking Thing
What a load of bollocks. Ignore.
Don’t feel like doing any work. Reread my Medium posts. Don’t care for them.
1. Reluctant Introduction
Fucking idiot. It’s not a mystery. It’s a dumb twat trying too hard not to try too hard.
2/10
23. Golden Dog
Shite.
1/10
5. The Man with the Mushroom
Nothing. Dreadful nonsense. I shop at Lidl. They don’t have a cocking rotisserie.
1/10
Most Dreadful Thing
Flash fiction. Too close to the truth. People liked it.
3/10
11. The Hole Behind the Bin V1
No.
1/10
-78. The Stranger in My Office
Perfect
10/10
16. Maybe She Didn’t Like My Meal Deal
Terrible. Inflated score in defence of salt and vinegar Hula Hoops.
6/10
30. What Hugh Doesn’t Know
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Deleted.
X. How to Write the Perfect Medium Post
Clickbait. HATE IT. Can’t delete. Most viewed. Fuck you. Edited.
0/10
27. The Garamond Gospel
Waste of time. When will they fucking email me?
1/10
He Called Himself The Big Dog
Think about this guy at least twice a day.
4/10
The other ones are worse.
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