30. What I Did that Bloody Night
Jesus fucking Christ.
Deleted.
1. A Reluctant Introduction
A dumb dumb trying to get clicks.
2/10
23. Golden Dog
Drunk shite.
1/10
5. The Man with a Single Mushroom
Nothing. Nonsense. I shop at Lidl. They don’t have a rotisserie.
1/10
X. Most Dreadful Thing
Flash “fiction”.
3/10
11. The Hole Behind the Bin
No.
1/10
-78. The Stranger in My Office
She was perfect.
10/10
16. Maybe She Didn’t Like My Meal Deal
Terrible. Inflated score in defence of salt and vinegar Hula Hoops.
6/10
IGNORE. How to Write the Perfect Medium Post
Clickbait. Can’t delete it. It’s my most viewed. Fuck you.
Edited.
0/10
27. The Garamond Gospel
Waste of everyone’s time.
1/10
X. He Called Himself The Big Dog
I think about this guy at least twice a day.
4/10
The others are worse.
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