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Jun 17, 2025 : Twiddling My Thumb Twiddling my thumb. Email should’ve come. The shirt I wore? I’ve worn it before. Something I said? It’s all in my head. Probably nothing. Too much …

Jun 27, 2025 : Fair Weather A quiet card game of hidden suits and sudden skies. Invented by Jolon Fairweather Players Two to four. Deck One standard 52-card deck. Goal Be the …

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